Chuck Amato Graciously Offers His Services To The World

Florida State linebackers coach and former NC State head coach Chuck Amato is interested in head coaching jobs, according to ESPN’s Joe Schad. Amato was last seen as a head coach losing to the Akron Zips and East Carolina in a nine-loss season in 2006, the culmination of a three year slide for the Wolfpack under Amato’s supervision.

Amato is even so generous as to consider coaching non-BCS schools, so step right up and hire the man Wikipedia describes as “Familiar to millions of college football TV viewers for his robust torso and vivid wraparound shades.” Florida State fans know him more for his recent lackluster recruiting in South Florida and his role coaching the linebackers in a defense ranked 106th in the nation, but hey: if you rank your coaches by cup size, your man is waiting by the phone for your call with his sexy red shoes on and everything.