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Shaq Is So Post-Modern, Insufferable

According to the New York Post, Shaq is in the process of putting together an art show. And how ’bout that title!

Shaquille O’Neal is curating his first art show, charmingly titled “Size DOES Matter.” The 7-foot-1 Cleveland Cavalier is putting together the show featuring large pieces of contemporary art, including works by Maurizio Cattelan, Andreas Gursky and Ron Mueck’s sculpture of a naked, hairless giant called “Untitled.”

Shaq told Bloomberg News curating was like playing basketball: “I have a responsibility to the artists, who are my ‘teammates.’ We all have to make each other look good — no different than what I do on the court.”

As an aside, The only thing more ARTISTIC than an inexplicable, gigantic naked sculpture is its name. “Untitled.” It’s whatever you want it to be.

Kind of like Shaq. Is he a sheriff? A museum curator? An aging center? Or kind of a terrible person? It all depends on your perspective…

(HT: Ben Maller)

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