Brandon Spikes Eye Gouging Earns Him One-Half Suspension

In case you’re That Guy who hasn’t seen it yet, here’s video of Florida’s Brandon Spikes attempting to gouge the eyes of Georgia’s Washaun Ealey on Saturday (Warning: AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” is about to rock your face off):

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In response to those actions, Urban Meyer has totally LAID DOWN THE LAW today, suspending Spikes for … one-half? Am I reading your tweet correctly, Mr. Schad?:

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Brandon Spikes one half suspension for apparent Georgia RB eye poke per Urban Meyer

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Wow, that’ll certainly teach him a lesson. Although it’s a risky move by Meyer — not sure how they’ll be able to stop Vanderbilt without their best defensive player.

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Oh, and speaking of laying down the law, a state record 265 kids were busted for underage drinking before the game. They were each fined $65, which will surely keep them from ever tasting alcohol again until their 21st birthday.

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