Hulk Hogan Versus The Media

In case you're not aware, SB Nation is home to a blog that covers wrestling. No, not the Greco-Roman variety you see in the Olympics that looks like a two-headed, four-armed beast attempting to stand upright. Professional wrestling! Cageside Seats is a pretty fun-filled affair, as demonstrated by a post from Wednesday that riffs on body-slam legend Hulk Hogan's thoughts on the media:

In a recent interview, Hulk Hogan claimed that the only two credible news sources left in America are People Magazine and Larry King.  You may ask yourself how he arrived at this improbable conclusion.  Well, what you don't know is that Hulk Hogan, like his contemporary and dear friend Richard Nixon, keeps a remarkably detailed "enemies list" and brother, if you're the media, you'd better try your best to not get on it.  (Possible repercussions associated with inclusion on Hogan's enemies list may involve -- but are not limited to -- 24-inch pythons, the power of Hulkamania, and running wild on you.)

Even if you're not a wrestling fan, this blog is always a fun read. Feel free to drop a comment over there and let them know that wrestling is, in fact, fake (they don't seem to be alive to this fact)!