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by Jon Bois • Nov 20, 2009 9:01 PM EST
At Madison Square Garden, Syracuse is schooling UNC, having outscored them 22-3 in the second half. Well, to be fair, the Heels are sort of schooling themselves. The results of UNC's offensive forays in the second thus far:
1. Airball.
2. Airball.
3. Turnover.
4. Turnover.
5. Fouled, makes 1 of 2 free throws.
6. Blocked shot.
7. Brick (misses rim).
8. Brick (misses rim).
9. Brick.
10. Brick.
11. Brick.
12. Turnover.
13. Brick.
14. Brick.
15. FIELD GOAL! TWO POINTS!!! THIS IS KID IS A JOY TO WATCH!!!!!!
16. Turnover.
I'd keep going, but this already the longest poem I've ever written, so I'll leave it at this.
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