Week 12, 12 P.M.: The Sum Of Its Parts Is Greater Than The Whole

Do you want a food metaphor? Do you want me to tell you that this week is the Brussels sprouts of football, in that it's nutritious for you? Well I won't, and it isn't! These are football games that you will watch on your television, because you have unlearned your once-dynamic ability to accomplish things on Saturday afternoon.

The least you can do, in an effort to make this endeavor at least somewhat self-bettering, is to check out our game threads from across SB Nation, full of fans whose lawns need moving and whose floors need sweeping.

Duke at No. 21 Miami
Game thread at The 7th Floor
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No. 9 Ohio State at Michigan
Game thread at We Will Always Have Tempe
Game thread at Maize n Brew
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Minnesota at No. 15 Iowa
Game thread at Black Heart Gold Pants
Game thread at The Daily Gopher
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Chattanooga at No. 2 Alabama
Game thread at Roll 'Bama Roll
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FIU at No. 1 Florida
Game thread at Alligator Army
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