Terrell Owens Goes 98 Yards, Dallas Hasn't Scored A Point All Day Long

I’ve had terrible migraines for the past few days and let me tell you: if you have a bad headache, do NOT watch the Dallas Cowboys offense. Especially if you’re a Cowboys fan. After pulling a disappearing act last week in Green Bay, the Dallas offense has somehow been even worse at home against the hapless Redskins.

Roy Williams dropping passes, costly fumbles in the running game, Tony Romo giving that stupid shoulder shrug, Wade Phillips frowning on the sidelines like some dumb yokel… It’s all enough to make you try to pull your hair out. Did I mention my horrible migraine?

And then, to make matters worse, a friend just text messaged me about this play:

Would TO help this Cowboys team? Nahhhhhh

UPDATE: The Cowboys won the game, 7-6, but the Cowboys won the game 7-6. It still feels like the offense is trying to curb stomp the entire fanbase. And Tony Romo, and Roy Williams, and Wade Phillips... (gently rests head on coffee table, cries softly, sniffles).