Salt the following with allegedlys, please. The video above shows former USC basketball coach Tim Floyd breaking up a fight at the Morongo Resort and Casino in California, and also very nearly shows him taking a chair to the back of his head from a bystander in the fight. Floyd has been MIA since his dismissal from the Trojans’ head coaching job in a haze of improper recruiting allegations, so now you know what he’s been up to: promoting peaceful conflict resolution throughout the troubled communities of violent dwarf female gambling addicts living in the Morongo and Yucca Valleys of Southern California. There is a heartwarming movie to be made from this, and I smell Oscar all over it.
(HT: Herm’s Perm.)