Artest: 'I Wanted To Choke Him, But...'

Alright, let's play a game. Read the following quote to someone nearby, and ask them to guess which professional athlete said it:

"I wanted to choke him because he hit me with the elbow. But then I thought about David Stern, and I thought I wasn't going to do this."

Seriously. Go do it and then come back here.

(waiting) ... (waiting) ... Okay good come back.

I mean, is there ANY doubt? Thanks to the OC Register for the reminder:

Ron-Ron the Rottweiler may be making nice with Kobe and gunning for a title, but he's still a special kind of crazy, and that will never change. In fact, I think Ron put it best:

I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood. That will never change. I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA.