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Tiger drives a knockoff Chinese SUV, Elin Woods looks like Ben Stiller’s wife, a zombie police dispatcher takes the 911 call…all news stories from here on out in the course of human history should be re-enacted in computer animation by Chinese news. If you doubt this, watch the video below, and then meet me after the jump.
See? I was right, and you knew it the instant you saw Virtual Elin slapping the digital daylights out of Tiger and his unstoppable striped rugby shirt. My only quibble is that the computerized Tiger looks far more emotional and interesting than the real Tiger, which…wait, that’s about right, actually. (HT: TMZ.com, which owns this story.)
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