Photo: Navy's Uniforms Are Ugly As Sailor Vomit

Navy football is sporting some bizarre uniforms against Army on Saturday. From a distance, it looks as though they're wearing their shoulder pads over their jerseys. It looks like a 7-year-old tried to design a uniform in a football video game and lost interest halfway through. It looks like they're at the dentist and the dentist is all like, "okay, you can turn around and spit into the napkin now." It looks like Rome is sending them to fight in the second Punic War.

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It looks like Navy is going to win this one. Oh yeah, and it looks like they're wearing the largest bow ties IN THE WORLD.

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