TO: Like A Linebacker Playing Receiver

Do not ask me why I wound up watching the Bills and Chiefs game this afternoon. It just sort of happened. Like an unplanned pregnancy, maybe. My remote guided me to channel 706, I didn't immediately change the channel, and now it would just be unchristian of me to quit on this game. At least until halftime. 

And look! Ryan Succup just hit a 21-yard FG!

But a few minutes ago, Terrell Owens reminded us what greatness once looked like:

See that linebacker on the ground? His name's Javon Belcher, he went to the University of Maine, and he's 6'2 and 230 pounds. And Terrell Owens just ran right through him on the way to catching a touchdown, putting the Bills up 7-0. That young man is WRITHING ON THE GROUND.

And yeah, it's still the Chiefs and Bills, but damn: Remember when TO played in relevant football games? The guy was a force of nature.