This Year in Schadenfreude

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The Schadenfreude-man

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↵Awarded to the person who provided the most grim laughs for ↵haterz this year. ↵

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↵Charlie Weis, ex-Notre Dame coach. Obviously, right? ↵The guy who blustered into Notre Dame suggesting that his "decided ↵schematic advantage" would be worth a touchdown per game leaves ↵Notre Dame having lost two of three to Navy and at least six games in each of the last three years. On his way out, he said his kid wouldn't go to ↵Notre Dame, told Jimmy Clausen and Golden Tate to GTFO and accused Pete ↵Carroll of living with a grad student in Malibu. College football will ↵miss one of its great villains. Weis's magical combination of arrogance ↵and incompetence will probably never be seen again. ↵

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↵Anyway, by week ↵two -- the last-second loss to Michigan -- this year, Weis had ND fans ↵declaring there "was no God" and imploring their athletic ↵director to open the checkbook for ... wait for it ... Nick Saban. ↵

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↵After the USC ↵loss, in which Weis somehow managed to not get a fourth and goal ↵after atrocious clock management, ND fans declared Weis could "go ↵s--- in a hat for all I care," dubbed him a "Nintendo ↵master" and implored their athletic director to hire ... ↵Steve ↵Sarkisian? Okay. ↵

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↵After the ↵Navy loss, ND fans posted "that's all folks" on their ↵blogs, recommended banning anyone who suggested Weis be retained, ↵recommended banning anyone who suggested that Meyer, Stoops or Saban was ↵out of the question and implored their athletic director to hire Meyer, ↵Stoops or Saban, and blamed the misfortune on divine retribution ↵because ND allowed Barack Obama -- who is President -- to give a speech on ↵campus. ↵

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↵After the UConn ↵loss, ND fans declared the program on "it's deathbed," ↵worried that they may have "just witnessed the end of our ↵program" and implored the athletic director to hire Meyer, Stoops ↵or Saban. ↵

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↵And, finally, after the Stanford loss, it had gotten so bad that alum, ↵Official Journalist, and official Fanhouse Guy Covering Notre Dame Guy ↵John Walters ripped ↵Jimmy Clausen because he's a weird guy from a weird family. He did ↵not advocate that Notre Dame should hire Meyer, Stoops or Saban, so ↵there's that. ↵

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↵Notre Dame ended up hiring someone other than Meyer, Stoops or Saban ↵(or Sarkisian), and even in that there was some ↵fun to be had, albeit short-lived fun since Notre Dame hired a real ↵coach for the first time in 20 years. ↵

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Next Year's Tebow-Style Obvious Schadenfreude-man Frontrunner

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↵Dan Hawkins, surprisingly not ex-Colorado coach. You ↵could be forgiven for forgetting that Colorado played DIVISION ONE ↵FOOTBALL BROTHER in the aftermath of Colorado's first two weeks of the ↵season, the second of which was a 16-point loss to a MAC team that ↵was 3-9 the year before. It was so bad that Colorado bloggers had already ↵moved into the third stage of Kubler-Ross: ↵

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↵⇥Yes, it's no longer an angry feeling. It's sadness, embarrassment and ↵⇥disbelief. The light at the end of the tunnel looks to be years ↵⇥away...again. ↵
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↵And commenters were preparing for a firing, just like Weis ... ↵

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↵⇥I can't even believe I am a Buff fan at this point. Never been more ↵⇥embarrassed to represent any of my NFL, NBA, MLB or NCAA teams. I hope ↵⇥Dan Hawkins gets his s--- canned asap. This is unreal. CU football has ↵⇥it rock bottom and I do mean rock bottom. I have been drinking ↵⇥heavily since the end of the game and I don't blame myself at ↵⇥all. This is as low as it gets. Go straight to hell Hawkins, go ↵⇥straight to hell. ↵
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↵... and this guy is still ↵the coach! ↵

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Team Schadenfreude

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↵The mighty fall, and we all enjoy it. ↵

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↵USC. After USC got its now-annual upset at the hands ↵of a three-score Pac-10 underdog out of the way, the country figured ↵they'd go on their usual tear and end up complaining about ↵another Rose Bowl, how boring, at the end of the year. ↵USC fans were not ↵so sure: ↵

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↵⇥The old Pete Carroll is back... ↵⇥
↵⇥Posted By: LaughingInEncino ↵⇥
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↵⇥Not the guy that put together the best coaching staff in college ↵⇥football. ↵⇥
↵⇥It's the guy that was run out of town on a rail at New England. ↵⇥
↵⇥He took a team that had gone to the Super Bowl and did nothing ↵⇥with them and drove all the fans crazy. ↵⇥
↵⇥Now, he has the most talent of any team in the country, and he ↵⇥keeps dropping games to UCLA, Oregon State, Stanford, and now Washington. ↵⇥
↵⇥I can see this team losing 4 games this year. ↵⇥
↵⇥The old Pete is back. ↵
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↵Delightfully, they were right. After Oregon ↵stomped the Trojans into a mudhole, USC fans were reduced to the ↵same thing a lot of people have been of late: ↵

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↵⇥Dear Spread Offense, ↵⇥
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↵⇥I FREAKIN HATE YOU ↵⇥
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↵⇥Regards, ↵⇥
↵⇥Trojan Fan ↵
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↵After Stanford did the same thing, Trojan fans were openly calling ↵various coaches "losers" and pining for other coaches: ↵

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↵⇥Easy answer fire Pete and the loser son goes ↵⇥
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↵⇥Posted By: THE BIGGEST USC FAN EVER ↵⇥
↵⇥< br> ↵⇥with him along with all the NFL washouts. ... ↵⇥
↵⇥Would Harbaugh come to SC? ↵⇥
↵⇥I hope so. ↵
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↵Then USC put the shoe on the other foot with their late ↵touchdown plus crazy monkey celebration, driving UCLA fans and blogs ↵insane: ↵

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↵⇥We will post this video a lot in the next 369 days. I have replayed ↵⇥them over and over and over already. I think that replay will ↵⇥continue in a loop in our collective conscious for rest of our ↵⇥lives. ↵
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↵The Trojans got it and gave it this year, and for that they are duly ↵honored. ↵

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↵Honorable Mention: Oklahoma, but the whole Bradford ↵injury thing makes their season less inexplicable. ↵

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Game Schadenfreude

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↵The single game that caused the most misery, temporary or ↵not. ↵

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↵Take a fanbase that hasn't lost to a team with a losing record since ↵2001 and has ruled their conference for a decade, mix them with five ↵turnovers from their golden boy quarterback and serve up a big plate of ↵"loss to Purdue" and you have this year's most explosively ↵anger-inducing game. Ohio State fans blew ↵up in the aftermath: ↵

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↵⇥jbeveridge says: ↵⇥
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↵⇥pryor should have went somewhere that develops qb note tressel's ↵⇥history minus troy smith see supporting cast and b10 but for being a ↵⇥offensive coach it speaks my point YSU is where he ↵⇥belongs ↵
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↵And holy pants: ↵

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↵⇥Anonymous says: ↵⇥
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↵⇥Holy crap I am tired of Reggie Ball-Pryor. ↵
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↵In the aftermath of the game, sarcastic commenters changed their ↵dorky nickname for Pryor from "LeBron in Cleats" to either ↵"Juice in Columbus" or "Milicic in Cleats" ... and then ↵Ohio State went on to win the conference again. Oh well. ↵

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Scott Tenorman of the Year

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↵For the response to a college football game that would make ↵Radiohead think you are a crybaby. ↵

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↵Alabama actually ↵won this game (very, very NSFW): ↵

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↵ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵ ↵
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↵They won the game. What does Ricky do when Alabama loses? ↵How did he survive the last 20 years of Tide football? Some things are ↵too impossible to believe. ↵

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↵Honorable Mention: For being a blog post and not a ↵message board entry, for being an epic paragraph of swearing, insulting ↵evil and for coming in the aftermath of a 24-point win, Barking ↵Carnival wins the typing ↵edition of Scott Tenorman of the Year: ↵

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↵⇥Sweet nine pound eight ounce baby jeebus if I have to watch that ↵⇥sorry effing excuse for offensive coordigodamnation one more f------ ↵⇥time I am going to detonate something large and dangerous. I want to ↵⇥hand out Scipios damn running game break down as a surgeon general's ↵⇥warning for football viewing in Central Texas. The surgeon general ↵⇥warns you that if you want to become pregnant avoid men wearing burnt ↵⇥orange after University of Texas football games because they really just ↵⇥want ot stick their [dingly] in a food processor to end the misery that ↵⇥is watching Greg Davis f--- up a wet dream for a solid decade. ↵⇥Also, computers should require breathalyzers. ↵
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↵Texas only had 313 yards of offense in this game. But still. ↵

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↵Honorable Mention II: If only because this is a ↵person who purports ↵to be a head football coach: ↵

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↵⇥You run another play and you throw an interception or they throw ↵⇥another flag on us -- I wasn't going to let the refs lose the game for ↵⇥us there and some magical flag appear. ... ↵⇥
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↵⇥I'm sure we'll get one of those letters that really means nothing as ↵⇥[Vandy HC] Bobby [Johnson] got last week, but Florida and Alabama live ↵⇥on. ↵
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↵Lane Kiffin in the aftermath of the Alabama game, or ↵"posivol" from the underbelly of the internet? You make the ↵call! ↵

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↵Honorable Mention III: If only because I have to ↵mention Michigan's season, in all fairness, and this seems like the best ↵place to do it. Your author after ↵the Illinois game: ↵

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↵⇥[A]t around 6:30 on October 31st, 2009, [Illinois DE Corey Liuget and ↵⇥I] both felt like we had been punched in the dong. In Liuget's case, ↵⇥this is because he had been punched ↵⇥in the dong. ↵⇥
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↵⇥In my case, and probably in yours, you had not actually been punched ↵⇥in the dong unless you had decided at some point that going outside with ↵⇥your buddies and punching each other in the dongs was preferable to ↵⇥watch the metaphorical dong-punching that started when Roy Roundtree's ↵⇥knee hit the ground at the one yard line and has not, to my knowledge, ↵⇥stopped. If you managed to miss this play and its aftermath because you ↵⇥were outside getting punched in the dong, congratulations: this is the ↵⇥one and only time when your decision-making skills will ever be regarded ↵⇥above average. Punch yourself in the dong in celebration. ↵⇥

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Most Uncomfortable Moment Of Hatred

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↵I get that Tim Tebow, the football-playing entity, has been ↵incredibly annoying for the past four years. But virtually none of this ↵is Tebow's fault. You cannot blame the Filipino-circumcising, virginal, ↵Bible-verse-wearin' homeschooled rhino for the media adulation he fell ↵into after "the promise" and whatnot. Tim Tebow didn't create ↵Gary Danielson, it was the other way around. ↵

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↵But the last time my team played his, they actually won and were not ↵ground into a meaty goo like everyone other than Ole Miss had been the ↵last two years. So maybe I'm not the best person to judge how fun this ↵is. But it is someone crying and virtually the entire South getting ↵pleasure, guilty or not, from it, and it goes here: ↵

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↵ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵ ↵
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↵Probably the worst thing about the starstruck media coverage we've ↵got these days is that it takes guys like Tebow and makes them into ↵villains simply because we all get sick of being hectored about how ↵awesome they are. ↵

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Thing I Made Fun Of That Turned Out To Be Totally Accurate

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↵There were a few items, like USC losing four games. That Georgia guy ↵above also predicted a 6-6 season, which wasn't quite right but was way ↵closer than most people were thinking at that point. But after LSU's ↵loss to Florida, I mocked ↵this LSU fan for ripping a coach who won a national title two years ↵ago... ↵

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↵⇥Miles on the sidelines; watched recorded game last night ↵⇥
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↵⇥Read someone say yesterday that Miles reminds him of GWB on the ↵⇥sidelines, the way he looks. ↵⇥
↵⇥He looks to me like someone who won a contest to coach the ↵⇥team for the day (maybe a Guitar Hero contest in the ↵⇥Union)....very much like Wade Phillips in Dallas or Ron Zook on ↵⇥the sidelines. ↵
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↵... only for Miles to prove ↵this guy 100% correct a couple weeks later. After Miles blew 20 ↵seconds he could have used to kick a game-winning field goal against Ole ↵Miss, LSU fans blew ↵up: ↵

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↵⇥We need someone young and famous to die real quick ↵⇥
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↵⇥to get every fricking tv channel in the free world to quit talking ↵⇥about how stupid our coaching staff is. ↵
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↵They were 100 percent in the right. ↵

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Sad Panda Of The Year

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↵Darryl Clark is a sad ↵panda: ↵

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↵This neatly bookends the Sad Panda picture ↵of Terrelle Pryor from last year's Penn State game and was no doubt ↵deployed with ferocity across the message board wars leading up to and ↵after that game. ↵

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Most Insane Fanbase

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↵Georgia's Ginger Ninja season didn't work out that ↵well, though it did end with a victory over ACC champ Georgia Tech and a ↵meh bowl bid in Shreveport. Along the bumpy route, though, Georgia's ↵rich mélange of crazy message boards provided a torrent of vitriol ↵unmatched by anyone anywhere. During the ↵opener: ↵

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↵⇥JOE COX IS AN EMBARASSMENT ↵⇥
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↵⇥GIVE ME A G*******D BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!! ↵⇥
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↵⇥THIS GUY COULDN'T START FOR ALABAMA A&T..HE'S A P****..ANYBODY ↵⇥ON THIS BOARD THAT DEFENDS HIM IS A dumb**** AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO ↵⇥INTRODUCE YOUR NOSE TO YOUR PROSTATE ... ↵⇥
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↵⇥OSU WILL WIN 31-7..JOE COX WILL STILL BE A SUCK THE *** OUT OF A ↵⇥GOAT QB AND WILL STILL BE CMR'S BUTT BOY .. ↵⇥
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↵⇥wtf HE'S STILL IN THE G*******D GAME FIRE RICHT IMMEDIATELY ↵
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↵The opener! The first game! The game that was the first one! This was ↵the reaction! ↵

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↵Meanwhile, after ↵the Tennessee game (in which a giant catfish named Crompton went ↵20/27 for 310 yards): ↵

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↵⇥DRUNK AND ↵⇥BITTER ↵⇥
↵⇥even after a nap, severeal brewskies, ↵⇥gheetting laid, another party, and more drinsk, im still sick to my ↵⇥stomach at4 in the morning. ↵⇥
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↵⇥i live ibn tennesseee, and being the looudest dawg fan i know, its ↵⇥tough. ↵
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Most Justified Outrage

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↵On the other hand, sometimes your rage is basically justified. Like ↵Arkansas fans in the aftermath ↵of the Florida game, in which the Gators were handed a free ↵touchdown: ↵

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↵⇥Hey, I wonder if we can find Arkansas fans listing ↵⇥the collection of ↵⇥horrible calls against them, posting pictures of refs with incriminating ↵⇥blue and orange suits, declaring they'll never ↵⇥chant ESS EEE CEE again, threatening ↵⇥legal action, encouraging ↵⇥fans to bombard ↵⇥the SEC office with phone ↵⇥calls and faxes, asking ↵⇥about refs rigging games, claiming proof of ↵⇥SEC refs rigging games, posting polls ↵⇥about SEC refs rigging games, and wondering if they'll ever hear ↵⇥if the refs get put on the rack? Probably. I'm guessing so. ↵
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↵As long as none of those threads had the words "I'm getting my ↵gun," I think they're all above the belt. ↵

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Best Sideline Implosion

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↵Bill Lynch hates ↵gum in the aftermath of the controversial Donovan Warren ↵interception that sealed Michigan's win over the Hoosiers: ↵

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↵ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵⇥ ↵ ↵
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Strangest Obsession With Former Coach

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↵Washington leapt up from 0-12 to 5-7, beat USC and tore itself away ↵from the other half of the state's Pac-10 membership. That's a pretty ↵decent first year. It's not enough to prevent Washington fans from ↵comparing Steve Sarkisian to Ty Willingham after ev targetery loss. Post-Stanford: ↵

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↵⇥- Our favorite loser [ed: Willingham] must be feeling higher than ↵⇥Paul Kersey about now. ↵⇥
↵⇥You can just smell the difference in attitude, approach, and ↵⇥overall results!!!!!!!!! ↵⇥
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↵⇥Christ, that idiot almost beat SC and he didn't have the luxury of ↵⇥knowing what was coming on every play. ↵
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↵Post-Arizona: ↵

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↵⇥Sark has more experienced players. ↵⇥
↵⇥Other than that, Coach Willingham would have a better year than ↵⇥Sark (if Locker stayed healthy) ↵
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↵Post-Oregon ↵State: ↵

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↵⇥Why did we fire Ty again? ↵⇥
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↵⇥For going 0-12 without Locker, Polk and Savanah? ↵⇥
↵⇥How many wins did Ty have the year before when Jake was a ↵⇥freshman? And how many is Sark going to get this year? ↵⇥
↵⇥So why exactly did we throw millions of dollars away to bring in ↵⇥this chump? ↵
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↵Every time Washington did something other than beat USC, Washington ↵fans brought up Ty Willingham. I find this deeply bizarre. ↵

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Inadvertent Compliment Of The Year

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↵After Oklahoma's season-opening loss to BYU, this was the prevailing ↵sentiment on Bob Stoops at Soonerfans: ↵

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↵⇥Bob Stoops is no Barry Switzer ↵
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↵That was meant as an insult. ↵

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Feces-Themed Poem of the Year

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↵Ball State blog Over The Pylon provides a haiku ↵in response to Ball State's stunning collapse in the aftermath of Brady ↵Hoke's departure: ↵

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↵⇥poop feces dung s--- ↵⇥
↵⇥cow-patty diarrhea ↵⇥
↵⇥brown-snake crap turd log ↵
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Most Grimly Funny Fanbase

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↵Michigan State. Just about anyone else would have ↵had an unironic Georgia-style meltdown after they lost to a MAC team ↵because they failed ↵to recover an onside kick... ↵

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↵⇥ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME!!! ↵⇥
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↵... and jumped offsides on a potential game-winning field goal that ↵missed and were not so fortunate on try two. Michigan State, though, has ↵seen ↵it all before: ↵

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↵⇥11-1 at best ↵
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↵The very next week, Michigan State suffered a Bill Simmons-approved ↵stomach-punch loss against Notre Dame when Kirk Cousins missed a running ↵back who was open by 10 yards and threw a terrible interception on the ↵next play, which led to ... ↵

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Most Epic Thread Of The Year

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↵It was titled "Sign ↵In Here If You Got In A fight With The Signifigant Other Immediatly ↵After The ND Game" and contained this tale in which a ↵baby almost gets spiked: ↵

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↵⇥[W]ith the game on the line and a little over one minute left in the ↵⇥game, my family unraveled. First, our newborn was crying because she was ↵⇥overtired. Then, our oldest daughter was outside on our deck barefoot, ↵⇥and came in screaming with a two-inch long splinter through the bottom ↵⇥of her toe. Our two year-old couldn't handle all the hysteria, so she ↵⇥began crying too. This was the first time all three girls have cried at ↵⇥the same time. ↵⇥
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↵⇥I was on edge, but knew I had to do something other than leave my ↵⇥wife with three bawling children. So, I picked up the baby and stayed ↵⇥directly in front of the tv in order to drown out the other crying. Once ↵⇥Cousins got picked, the only thing I could really do with the ↵⇥baby in my arms (no swearing, no exaggerated death sprawl) was to grab ↵⇥her pacifier (it was not in her mouth) and throw it across the ↵⇥house. I did it with authority, though - it took a few odd ↵⇥bounces around the room, and oddly landed back at my feet. ↵
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↵The whole thing is worth reading for reasons both mocking and not. ↵

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Emoticon Of The Year

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↵Run in circles, panicked blob! Run in circles! ↵

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↵I imagine him screaming "nooooooooooo ... nooooooooo," and it ↵cracks me up every time. ↵

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Weirdest Usage

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↵Can anyone explain this ↵one from a West Virginia fan? ↵

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↵⇥

RUN RUN DOWN THE FIELD AND WHAT DUE WE ↵⇥DUE???

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↵⇥Throw the ball!!! You got to be kidding me!!! What horriable play ↵⇥calling!!! ↵
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↵The "due" gets me. ↵

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↵Honorable Mention: In Ukraine, Pitt fans type ↵in all caps: ↵

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↵⇥#1 WANNY - WANNY BE! AVERAGE MEDIOCRE COACH WHO WILL COME OUT ON ↵⇥MONDAY WITH THE PEP RALLY SPEECH. ALL TALK AND NO SUBSTANCE! ↵
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↵Honorable Mention II: This from a Colorado fan is ↵the most ↵fantastic malapropism ever: ↵

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↵⇥This is absolutely incredible.....So NOW, if Hawk wins half his games ↵⇥next year (If this is true) it will be seen as an improvement and be ↵⇥hired again for the next year!? Absolutely ↵⇥unexceptible!!! I'm actually speechless.......... ↵
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Guy Who Wins The Internet Of The Year

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↵Meet my equivalent of that "should ↵have sent a poet" scene from Contact: ↵

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↵⇥NorCal Buckeye says: ↵⇥
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↵⇥It's not easy being an Ohio State fan. No wonder we're a drunken army ↵⇥of idiots. ↵
↵

↵No words ... no words. ↵

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↵Honorable Mention: It was tough to be a Florida ↵State fan this year, what with the patricide and all that. After a game ↵in which Georgia Tech did not punt, however, blaming the offensive ↵coordinator was too much for one Seminole fan: ↵

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↵⇥
"Jimbo Fisher is the reason we lost this ↵⇥game"
↵⇥
↵⇥
↵⇥Direct quote from a "fan" behind me..i felt as though it ↵⇥was my inherent right and duty to punch him directly in the nose ↵
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↵Someone asked if he followed through on the punching, getting this ↵response: ↵

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↵⇥
i punched him with my words
↵⇥
↵⇥
↵⇥told him terrible things..things that richard pryor wouldn't speak ↵
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↵That was my favorite one-liner this year. ↵

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↵Honorable Mention II: This exchange from the midst ↵of the Stanford-Oregon ↵game was also spectacular: ↵

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↵⇥greengoblin: Wow...just wow. ↵⇥
↵⇥Duckdude1: Wow, good? or Wow, bad? ↵⇥
↵⇥greengoblin: Wow not good. Stanfords offense owns ↵⇥us. ↵⇥
↵⇥AZDuck: Your ignorance of the game is astounding. ↵⇥
↵⇥greengoblin: your ignorance of the fact that ↵⇥Stanford is avg. 11 yards a play and [Andrew] Luck is avg. over 30 a ↵⇥completion is astounding. ↵
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Why We're Here

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↵Also from the aftermath of the Florida-Arkansas game, this ↵is college football: ↵

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↵⇥ Catharsis ↵⇥Thread ↵⇥
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↵⇥I've held it in long enough. I've stewed and steamed. I've cried, ↵⇥cussed, and complained. I've watched and watched again and the game ↵⇥always ends the same. Nothing I can do will alter what has been done. I ↵⇥am a victim of circumstances beyond my control. I have reached a depth ↵⇥of hopelessness and despair that I have not seen since November of 1998. ↵⇥I am distraught, and words cannot express the sorrow I feel for a kicker ↵⇥who must surely feel worse than I do. Nor can words express the hate I ↵⇥feel for the striped demons who haunt my existence. There is but one way ↵⇥to ease the suffering that I feel. And that chance is this. Beat Ole ↵⇥Miss. It is the only thing that will assuage my grief. I have faith, I ↵⇥have hope, now let's roll. ↵⇥

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↵Post-bowls schadenfreude is next, and then the long dark. ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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