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by Andrew Sharp • Dec 16, 2009 4:14 PM EST
Well, then. I guess this explains why Derrick Rose has been so ordinary this year, huh?
GQ turned him into a spineless, vinyl-wearing, Parliament-smoking, hipster. Nice skinny tie!
Yup, this photo really happened.
Remember when Rose was flashing gang signs at a college party? HA. Quaint days, my friend. Those were quaint days.
Now Chicago has a real problem; this season, their team is going backwards, while their star point guard hasn't progressed as much as you'd hope after that world-beating rookie year. And even worse, he's wearing my little sisters jeans.
But hey, Vinny's got this under control!
(There's no joke in that link... Just watch the Del Negro introductory press conference. Really.)
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