Did Tiger Woods Take Steroids?

Well, the media vultures are circling and Tiger Woods is firmly in their sights. The latest: Tiger Woods and Steroids. It would be a beautiful marriage of the decade's two most salacious scandals if it were to come to fruition. If only we had someone to connect the dots for us...

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Enter Todd Fligner, "who is a conspiracy theorist and has made many documentaries." Via Sports Radio Interviews:

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On what news he has:

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"The breaking news today is that Tiger Woods has been using steroids for a very, very long time and the game is corrupted with gambling and steroids. That’s the real deal here people. Tiger Woods is no different than Barry Bonds and the rest of those people."

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On the testing in the game of golf:

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"I’ll tell ya. It’s just like Major League Baseball testing and NBA testing, they’re all rigged. The testing is rigged. Did you hear that David Stern? Did you hear that David Stern? Your testing is rigged."

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How good he thinks Tiger will be when and if he ever comes back:

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"He’s going to be average because he started taking steroids many, many, many years ago and it made him what he is today. I used to play caddy for Lou Elder, who was an African American golfer in the 1960’s and that guy could hit a ball. Mean Joe Greene could hit a guy and knock him out and they never took steroids. Shame on Tiger Woods. You’re a dope addict and guess what buddy? When you come back and you’re off dope, let’s see how good you are."

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Let's just say this up front: when I die, put "conspiracy theorist who made many documentaries" on my headstone. What kind of documentaries? Did anyone see them? Does NOT matter.

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Doesn't this just smack of some old kook at the coffee shop? The guy who just keeps talking to you, while you politely nod, hoping he'll adopt someone else as his conversation partner? We're listening to that guy? To review: he name-dropped Mean Joe Greene and Lou Elder as his pillars of integrity.

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Like I said, old kook. But also like I said, vultures are circling. Care to allege that Tiger Woods killed someone? Well... WE WILL LISTEN.

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