7. Puff Daddy Is A King

Usually this is the song of the week section, but... Really, there are no words for what follows. Except to say that Lebron James will undoubtedly star in a similar short within the next five years. It's not if, but when:

And the funny thing is, when Lebron does this, it'll be terrible. But because it's Puff Daddy, somehow it's awesome. Completely ridiculous, but awesome. What can I say? Anyone that fashions himself the black Frank Sinatra is cool with me. Plus: it's FIVE MINUTES LONG. And he's completely serious. Pay attention to how he never looks any of the women in the eye. Keep 'em in line, Diddy. Go 'head with it.

Just know, this will be playing on a continuous loop in the background of every party I ever host. Oh that? That's just Puff Daddy riding a jet ski wearing a tuxedo. We ballin or what?

Finally, the official description of the video:

I am debuting my new movie "I Am King" for my new fragrance "I Am King" which is available exclusively at Macy's. This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all. I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it's time for there to be a black Bond.

This is our time. This is my fragrance.