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by Jon Bois • Dec 19, 2009 3:35 PM EST
The college football landscape is littered with unflattering bowl names. For example, consider Saturday evening's St. Petersburg Bowl Presented By Beef O'Brady's, or the Meineke Car Care Bowl, or the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. The sadistic folks in charge of licensing and naming these bowls must be in a race to come up with the most undignified names possible. Allow me to help.
Blockbuster Video Presents The Shrek 3 Bowl
Franzia Boxed Wine Presents The Football Teams
The Tulsa, Oklahoma Municipal Water Department Bowl
The Circuit City Bowl, Brought To You By Nobody
Mad Dog 20/20 Presents The Fortified Bowl
This Area Bowl Game Lost 45 Pounds By Following This 1 Simple Rule
The Manute Bowl
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