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by Sean Keeley • Dec 21, 2009 12:11 AM EST
Because if we know our demo, a 300-lb man's upper thighs and side buttocks are exactly what you're looking for...
And you thought there was no good reason to watch Raiders' games anymore.
H/T: Deadspin
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