It's Been A Rough Day; Lakers And Cavs, It's Your Move

Well the first game of the day, between New York and Miami, featured the following players that saw significant minutes: Larry Hughes, Chris Duhon, Jared Jefferies, Jermaine O'Neal, Al Harrington, and Quentin Richardson. Just a murderer's row of dashed expectations, bloated salaries, and painfully mediocre basketball. Al Harrington led the way in terms of bone-chilling mediocrity, notching 12 points on an impressive 5-20 shooting, including 0-7 from three point range. Matches his jersey number. HI-YOOOOOOOO!

Then there was the abortion of a game that just took place in Orlando. The final tally was 39 combined turnovers and 37% shooting, but that really doesn't do it justice. As video emerges, we'll post that here, but for now, let's just all agree to never speak of this game again. Cleveland and L.A., we need you now more than ever. Don't disappont us, guys.