As a college football fan who lives to see December 5, 2009, you should be rather moved by the astounding improbability of your existence. It is a huge privilege to be here, and I sort of feel...when people say they are bored, well, you have no business to be bored! You exist! There are gazillions of football fans who could have existed in your place, and a lot of them would have been a lot better than you. So stop whingeing!
When fans bemoan the fact that the season is going to come to an end...you're lucky to have had anything at all. Stop moaning!
(Paraphrased from science guy Richard Dawkins -- see bottom of page.)
Celebrate your extraordinary privilege by jumping into one of SB Nation's live game threads and discussing the games as they unfold. Here are your noon games: