I'm of the opinion that anyone who dislikes Chad Ochocinco is a purely unhappy person who fails to appreciate things that are fun. A lot of people would disagree with me, but none of said people have access to my keyboard right now. Anyway, early this morning, Ochocinco tweeted something to ESPN's Adam Schefter that has me all excited:
↵↵↵@Adam_Schefter what I've planned for today will get me fined when I score but it's so worth it
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Ochocinco's Bengals host the Detroit Lions. I'll concede that choreographing an elaborate celebration against the Lions is sort of like giving a "talk to the hand" gesture to your pet gerbil, but that aside, I'm eagerly awaiting his hijinks. Personally, I'm hoping that he'll celebrate a five-yard slant-route completion by miming out the entirety of Jesus Christ Superstar.