â†µThat was Zach Randolph giving Louis Amundson a taste of his left hook. It was decent form, although Randolph clearly didn’t get the extension he needed to really knock Amundson out with the punch. I’m sorry, did I say punch? Randolph wants us to know that was merely his way of pushing Amundson away: â†µ
â†µâ‡¥"He hopped up and got in my face and almost kissed me in my mouth," Randolph said. "I just pushed him out of my face. â†µâ‡¥â†µZach has a point. It was definitely a push. With a closed fist. To Amundson’s face. Who wanted to make out with him in the middle of a basketball court. Look at those chubby cheeks! He’s simply irresistible.â†µ
â†µâ‡¥"If I would have hit him, he wouldn't have got up off the ground," said Randolph, who is almost certain to be suspended. â†µâ‡¥â†µ
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