Warning: Do Not Try to Kiss Zach Randolph

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↵That was Zach Randolph giving Louis Amundson a taste of his left hook. It was decent form, although Randolph clearly didn’t get the extension he needed to really knock Amundson out with the punch. I’m sorry, did I say punch? Randolph wants us to know that was merely his way of pushing Amundson away: ↵
↵⇥"He hopped up and got in my face and almost kissed me in my mouth," Randolph said. "I just pushed him out of my face. ↵⇥

↵⇥"If I would have hit him, he wouldn't have got up off the ground," said Randolph, who is almost certain to be suspended. ↵⇥

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↵Zach has a point. It was definitely a push. With a closed fist. To Amundson’s face. Who wanted to make out with him in the middle of a basketball court. Look at those chubby cheeks! He’s simply irresistible.↵

This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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