â†µThe ironically named Brandi Holt-Drive. A police horse. Far, far too much alcohol consumed before a ridiculously early hour. Shake in a Super Bowl tumbler and GO: â†µ
â†µâ‡¥Brandi Holt-Drive, 20, of Bradenton, was accused of driving under the influence after she hit a mounted officer at 7 p.m. â†µâ‡¥at of Columbus Drive and Himes Avenue near Raymond James Stadium. â†µâ†µQuestion: What's G? Answer: Hitting a police horse. Please note the â†µtime: 7PM. Not only had Brandi Holt-Drive-Into-Livestock gotten drunk, she'd gotten trashed before 7PM, and then hit something the size of a horse topped by a universally recognized authority figure wearing a badge and helmet. This has to be some kind of DUI hat trick unseen in the history of humanity, the drinking and motoring equivalent of throwing a 100-yard interception for a TD to a defensive lineman. (BTW, if that was your Vegas prop bet -- that a d-lineman would return an INT 100 yards for a TD and that someone would drive a car into a police horse -- you are filthy rich this morning. Call the appropriate people.) â†µ
â†µBoth horse and rider are fine. Not that PFT cares, you heartless bastards who didn't even mention it in your blurb. Barbaro's waiting for you in hell with a crowbar, Florio. â†µâ†µ
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