â†µStage One: No comment. â†µâ†µ
â†µStage Two: Okay, I took steroids, but don't know what I took. â†µâ†µ
â†µStage Three: Okay, I took Nandralone. But that’s it. â†µâ†µ
â†µStage Four: And perhaps some Stanazolol, and on light days I took some Human Growth Hormone, and then Deca-Durabolin sometimes just because I was antsy, and I'm a nervous eater and they were around. It was all very loosey-goosey. â†µâ†µ
â†µStage Five: Peter Gammons, I will now in this exclusive interview admit to you that I injected Gorilla Testosterone directly into my eyeballs to further my career. I was young, foolish, and made a mistake ... 138 times during the 2002 season. â†µâ†µ
â†µStage Six: Disculpame, pero yo no hablo ingles. â†µâ†µ
â†µStage Seven: [throws down smoke bomb, shoots grappling hook into skylight, disappears in a yellow chemical fog into the night.] â†µâ†µ
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