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If Nobody Is Gonna Love Alex Rodriguez, Then He'll Just Have to Do it Himself

In the latest issue of Details magazine there is a feature with Alex Rodriguez, the information for which was gathered the night before SI broke the story about him and steroids. The feature examines his psyche just hours before Selena Roberts was about to -- at least temporarily -- ruin his life, along with some stuff about his relationship with Madonna and his childhood (do not care and do not care).

If you have any interest in A-Rod, it’s not a bad read and includes deliciously ironic quotes such as, “New York is one of a kind. It’s made me ask all the tough questions. It’s brought out the best in me. There are some things I have to work on. And that part is fun. Revealing the truth about yourself is always good.”

But the highlight is, without a doubt, the series of photos that accompany the piece. Here’s a taste:

A-Rod's post-divorce settlement apartment is apparently "Spartan-chic," or he has no money to afford sheets or pants that fit. And, after the jump, A-Rod does exactly what you’d suspect he does in his spare time: makes out with himself. 

The feature mentions that Rodriguez was taking Patron shots during the photo shoot. Let this serve as further evidence that a night of tequila never, ever ends well. Unless hooking up with a strange man in an abandoned apartment is what you had in mind.

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Upon seeing thsee photos, I realized that he could very well be gay. I have no clue why that just now hit but he just looks gay. Oh well, he’s still a great, great player.(regardless of Roids)

by DelMatt on Mar 17, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

The working stiffs of NYC must be soooooo proud that he represents them…

by fan82 on Mar 17, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

"Would I do me?….I’d do me"

by ChiAdam on Mar 17, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor A-Rod.  I would rip him some more on my blog, but he’s too easy of a mark…
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by sburks1906 on Mar 17, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m sow wronnnreyy… Oh sow wronreyyyyy

by npcPronk29 on Mar 17, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Self -love: Ego operates on the basis of fear. Ego says, "I am alone; I am separate from others. I am the only one who cares about me. There isn’t enough love in the world, and I will probably never have the love I need. I have a right to be angry, judgmental, and impatient. If I can’t have love I will take whatever substitutes are available: money, sex, drugs, power." What a sad, sad man. And now I hurl…

by vikingfan33xx on Mar 17, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

A-Rod goes to the Dr. and says "Doc, everytime I look at myself I get a woody, can you help and tell me why this keeps happening? The Dr. looks at A-Rod, scratches his head and says "because you’re a pssy".

by DethRo on Mar 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I am beginning to think Alex Rodriguez is from the same planet as Michael Jackson, Dennis Rodman and RuPaul…and it isn’t Earth.

by peroxide31 on Mar 18, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh what a girly man he is! Just call him Narcissus!

by will1066 on Mar 18, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

please take this down – it’s downright creepy

by OASIS10 on Mar 18, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Those pictures gave me aids

by davidthebandit on Mar 18, 2009 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

probly a fruitcake

by shortall15 on Mar 27, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Millions of us love Alex, including Papi…interesting how the story where Papi spoke about the closeness between them and the depth of that friendship is practically the ONLY story about either guy that has ever gotten instantly buried.

Gee, its almost as if reality that doesn’t suit the narrative doesn’t even…

exist?

by vagabondguru on Mar 30, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

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