I Bet Phil Mickelson Could Do That

Sometimes someone creates a situation that in a second describes all you ever needed or wanted. For instance, you didn't know that in the deepest, most private corner of your soul all you wanted to see was a huge Scandinavian holding a roaring Lamborghini in place using only his brute Viking strength.

You can tell from the end of the clip that this is a "NEUER WELTREKORD." I wasn't aware there was an old world record, but the further this kind of competition gets out of hand, the happier I'll be. You may not want to see Mariusz Pudzianowski attempting to hold an F-22 with engines blazing in place like a kid holding a kite in the breeze on the end of a steel cable, but now that I've thought of it? My life won't be complete until this happens.

(If you didn't have enough surreality in your life, here's a clip of the five time Polish World's Strongest Man winner dancing in an Afro wig on Poland's version of Dancing With the Stars. Number of men in the world who can deadlift 900 pounds and dance the mambo? Exactly one.)

(Thank you so much to Gunaxin.)

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