â†µKiffin -- who has already inaccurately accused Urban Meyer of cheating this offseason in just three months on the job -- allegedly took his flapping tongue and disengaged brain everywhere with him, as ESPN's Chris Low reports that Kiffin's pitch to South Carolina recruit Alshon Jeffrey got the following vocational forecast from a fevered Kiffin: â†µâ†µ
â†µâ‡¥According to Jeffrey and Wilson, Kiffin told Jeffrey that if he chose the Gamecocks, he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life like all the other players from that state who had gone to South Carolina. â†µ
â†µKiffin's latest thrilling and tasteful comments have made SEC Media Days the hottest live combat ticket outside of the UFC. GAZE as Lane Kiffin slanders fellow coaches! STAND IN AWE as assistant coaches scuffle in the hallways! MARVEL at talk radio hosts gorging themselves on the dinner buffet! It will all be spectacular, especially if Urban Meyer managed to get a folding chair over Kiffin's head on radio row and then grab a few mikes to "Tell you people something about Urban Meyer." And if you think Meyer really doesn't think of this in those kind of terms ... you're not looking at the walls of the Florida locker room closely enough. â†µâ†µ
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