â†µThe anthem still gives me the requisite chills, but I can't say the same for "God Bless America," though, mostly because it a) uses the word "foam," a ridiculous word to have in any song about something important, and b) it started delaying sporting events another two minutes or so after its post-9/11 renaissance as a frequently used song in stadiums, and I have zero patience for anything standing between me and the game. â†µâ†µ
â†µI therefore really want to be on the side of Bradford Campeau-Laurion, a Yankees fan who filed a lawsuit against the Yankees and New York City. Campeau-Laurion claims his civil rights were violated when police officers not only refused to allow him to leave his seat during the 7th inning stretch, a time when the Yankees play "God Bless America" over the loudspeakers, but also forcibly escorted him out of the stadium. Not only am I not a huge fan of the song, I have enough rebel in me to respect someone telling The Man to move aside, because freedom is getting up to pee during a baseball game whenever you please. â†µ
â†µâ‡¥Police say the resident of Queens, New York, was being unruly. â†µâ‡¥â†µHe's lucky to get away with just an ejection, though if there are witnesses who corroborate his story there might be a real case. Perhaps the real lesson in all of this is that if you want to keep the fans happy, you should start playing the real anthem of our nation, something we suggest the Mets begin doing immediately: "Don't Stop Believing." You won't have to keep people in their seats by force; they'll stay there on their own accord just to sing about strangers passing in the niiiiiiheeeeeeiiiiiight....â†µ
â†µâ‡¥"The officers observed a male standing on his seat, cursing, using inappropriate language and acting in a disorderly manner while reeking of alcohol and decided to eject him rather than subject others to his offensive behavior," police spokesman Paul Browne said in an e-mail. â†µâ‡¥â†µ
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