Charles Barkley Cannot Eat Bread Quickly

Okay, I'm going to the kitchen to try this right now:
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↵If the NBA playoffs hold no other allure for you, you should be excited about watching Kenny, Charles, Chris, and Ernie get the end-of-season giggles as they start running on fumes and daring each other on-air to do things like, say, eat a whole slice of bread in 25 seconds.  For the record, I just tried this and couldn't do it without almost choking on, though I demand a rematch using fluffy white Wonder Bread instead of the dry whole wheat fiber-train-colon-cleanse hippie bread I had in the kitchen. (That stuff doesn't pass through your system without a serious digestive fistfight, anyway.)
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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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