â†µI can't understand a thing this woman is saying because she's speaking Portuguese, but that's not important because, as an attractive sideline reporter, you're not listening to her anyway (see: previously mentioned male brain lock), and also because "hit painfully in the head with a soccer ball" translates clearly in any language: â†µ
â†µI haven't seen such determination to finish the job on air in difficult circumstances since the vomiting Swedish game show hostess. Also, my dad is proud of her for not rubbing where it hurts, because doing that means they've won.â†µ
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