Loving Yao Ming, R. Kelly Style

If your thing is teenage boys doing vaguely homoerotic remakes of R. Kelly songs (with a little bit of cursing), then brother, this is the video for you. ↵
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↵All three minutes of it are pure WTF or "did they actually watch this before putting in a public place?" gold. One quibble: How exactly would it take them the entire song to realize they're both talking about Yao? The original was implausible enough. But really, how many 7'6" centers for the Rockets are there? Something to ponder for their next effort, maybe. ↵

↵(Ed. Note: Sorry for the excessive amount of videos today. We have no control over what treasures the internet chooses to bestow upon us from day-to-day.) ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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