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This is Jared Allen and his friend Stewart. Stewart used to be a ... um ... wolf? Fox? Some kind of ... creature. Anwyay, Jared doesn't like making media appearances without a friend, and Stewart was available, so he simply plopped him on his head to chill and join him for an appearance on Jim Rome Is Burning. (Stewart is almost always available for these things, and has been since Allen killed him a few months ago.) Rome's reaction: "Jared. Allen. Nice hat. STRONG."
(Actually, we have no idea what that thing on Allen's head is, but Jared Allen has a freak flag no amount of camouflaging animal carcasses can hide. Well done, sir.)
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gawd, he’s just awesome.
by Minnytown on May 13, 2009 5:39 PM EDT reply actions
His several dozen 270 pound black teammates enjoy when he speaks of his coonskin cap.
by Raisin' up off the cot on May 13, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
It’s a great look…he should dye his beard a matching color! This way it would complete the insanity. Allen’s cool, I wish he played for my Brownies. He’d fit right in with the DawgPound and I mean literally…not on the field, in the stands!!!
by EersNDawgs on May 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
They should let him play with that on instead of a helmet, maybe on Throwback Day.
by L'etat, c'est moi on May 14, 2009 4:46 AM EDT reply actions
It looks like a cougar. Maybe he has a penchant for older women like a certain Chicago Bear. Ewww Lisa Lampanelli……….
by faustus1500 on May 15, 2009 10:08 AM EDT reply actions
I see this, and can’t help but think of this… :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMUwCKtWMI
by I MGM I on May 16, 2009 9:44 AM EDT reply actions
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