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Ron Artest's Favorite Jam Comes with Chips, Drink, and a Cookie‏

I'm on record as saying I'd pay $2,500 each to throw all three of the freecreditreport.com guys into a volcano. If you started piling on the bonuses and told me you'd throw in catapult delivery for an extra grand each, it might very well be worth it, especially if you told me you'd fill the catapult with a barrel of glitter first. (Because everything's more festive with glitter.)

Some people don't feel this way, and I respect that because when that person is Ron Artest, they might beat the hair off you for disrespecting their taste in commercial-based dance music. Artest, in the midst of a press conference after the off-the-mat Rockets victory over the Lakers in Game 6 of their playoff series, shared his very definite opinions on the topic of ad jingles that should be pumped in the club.

"Five dollar footlong is one of the best songs, that’s a hot song. You’ve got the freecreditreport.com, and then five dollar footlong comes on. When five dollar footlong comes on, they should play that in the club. They should play all those in the club."

DJ! Hit 'em with it:


A dancing Ron Artest, Subway executives; Subway executives, Ron Artest. If this leads to a commercial where Ron Artest explains he wasn't going after a fan in the stands in Detroit out of rage, but was instead attempting to steal the fan's sandwich out of a mad craving for an Italian BMT, I've done my work on this planet, and can move on to the next dimension without complaint.

(HT: DickFundy.com.)

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We saw that dance in game 4.  It’s called the  "Flop and Whine Like a Little Girl."

by peroxide31 on May 15, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t stand the free credit report guys either. Truth be told, I can’t stand the "5 dollar foot-long" subway commercial either. The sandwich is good though, lol.

by Pantherfan_Jay on May 15, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He perfected it in game 6.

by peroxide31 on May 15, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

New half-time gig if the Rockets pull off a second upset in L.A.

by ayleein on May 15, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Subway is not good.

by peroxide31 on May 15, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

"Rotting meat, on a stale roll…prepared by savages."

by Raisin' up off the cot on May 15, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ron Artest is quickly beating out Gilbert Arenas as my favorite personality in the nba

by emillio89 on May 15, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ron Ron strikes again!!! hey If this is as strage as he gets I will take it. No many guys from Brooklyn will carve another cities name in his head. He is out there. He is a flake. He misses shots. I love him on my team!!!!

by gigem93 on May 15, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Subway will be calling RA RA very soon for a commercial to take place in da club! Just you wait! lol………………….

by astrotexas on May 16, 2009 1:39 AM EDT reply actions  

As a St. John’s guy and someone who grew up poor in NYC but now has some coin…a guy like Ron Artest, I’d pay considerably more than $2,500 to watch the winners here tell Ron-Ron he ‘flops and whines like a little girl’.I’ll even throw in a $5 footlong AND a free credit report for their troubles!

by vagabondguru on May 16, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Both those songs rock, I totally agree (not the version embedded in the article, but the commercials).  $5 Footlong is hot, once again agree.

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by fiercey on May 16, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

ron-ron and gilbert arenas should take the comedy act on the road. and on a sidenote, i hate those freecreditreport.com dudes with a passion.

by eyesoredwn on May 17, 2009 2:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m with Vagabondguru on this one.  I’d also like to see people say sh*t to A-Rod’s, TO’s, McNabb’s, Kobe’s, LeBron’s, Dwight Howard’s, etc etc.  Oh and let’s throw in Pietrus, since people seem to think that they’re tougher than him and could take an elbow to the throat from somebody like twice their size while being sandwhiched and taken out at the lower half of their body by somebody who’s a bit shorter but pretty built at the same time.

For the record, I like those freecreditreport.com songs, and the original 5 dollar footlong(not the redo with all of the weird dancers).  Hell, it’s a lot better than the "ringtone music" that is so prevalent these days.

by kaneball96 on May 17, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s log, it’s log
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood
It’s log, it’s log
It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Now THAT song should get a little spin the club. DJ Powdered Toast Man spinnin’ all the hits!

..now let’s see how many people get that one.

by ChiAdam on May 18, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently, Subway on U.S. Military bases do not honor this promotion, so be happy you can get a sandwich cheap.

by EMajorwitz on May 20, 2009 6:54 AM EDT reply actions  

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