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by Spencer Hall • May 18, 2009 4:10 PM EDT
To be fair, if you've seen their cows, this should surprise no one. They did at least take the honest approach and just declared a full-on scramble for the exits. If Rafael Palmeiro had done the same thing in front of Congress when asked if he'd ever taken steroids, it would have been both substantially funnier and better than finger-wagging lying under oath. (Also, he would have earned bonus points for doing a Chapelle-style tip of the water pitcher on the way out just to double the chaos points awarded.)
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I have a visual of those bodybuilders scampering out of there like cockroaches when the lights got turned on.
by zoik on May 18, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions
Too funny. Like Michael Phelps and a bong!
They all drug test for less than 5% of the dope used.
Not even exogenous testsoterone gets looked at.
hGH, insulin, EPO, cortiocids are all permitted.
by USC_Pharmacia on May 18, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions
bodybuilding is the toughest sport to succeed in. Time in the gym, eating right at the right times, abstaining from water a day before the contest, and delpleting carbs before a contest. You idiots have no idea what they go through to get contest ready. Drugs have to do with some of it, but not all of it. Don’t criticize bodybuilders because
1: They sacrifice much more than you lazy ass sobs.
2: They are probably in much better shape than you idiots zoik and USC???.
3: The IFBB is non tested, so you can take whatever the hell you want. Maybe baseball should legalize roids. Nothing like a non contact, leisure like sport like baseball.
by Stspider32 on May 18, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
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