Nothing Says 'MMA' Like Spencer Pratt

When I think "head-kicking MMA action," I know you think exactly what I think: Spencer Pratt. He's the useless lump of tissue and beard from The Hills, a show I watched for seven minutes once before I decided my last 12 brain cells didn't need any help reaching a slow but inevitable death. ↵

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↵That is Pratt, looking so street-hard he just broke the windows in your car and got your girlfriend pregnant with his mad thug-charisma, b-boy mugging away in a promo video for MMA fighter Kevin Casey. Kevin Casey has a professional record of 2-1-0, once allegedly spit on his opponent in a grappling match, and is being promoted by Pratt in his new reality show about MMA and his inability to grow a respectable looking beard. Studies suggest the show is going to suck because Pratt is involved, and I'm not going to argue with science. ↵

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↵Watch the whole video after the jump if you dare to experience the full heat of Kevin Casey's knockoff 1991 G-funk rhymes and Pratt's molten-lava intense posing. ↵

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↵(H/T to Bloody Elbow) ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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