Someone Sober Tell Me If This Is Awesome

I broke two bones in my back last week and was given a generous dose of prescription painkillers to use. I like to think they haven't affected me, but when you're busting out in full giggles at Hamlet 2, you know the loopy has kicked in full force. ↵

↵So ... um ... someone who is totally sober at this moment please tell me if this is as bizarre as I think it is? ↵

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↵I'm willing to believe this is how LeBron actually talks to his teammates, and that he actually does carry some of them around on his daily rounds through the city he supports singlehandedly. Particularly Anderson Varejao, since his hair would double as a nice umbrella in the event of a surprise rain shower. Also, I would remind you that I have no idea how Brett Favre ever became addicted to painkillers, unless he really liked being slightly dizzy and totally constipated all the time. ↵

↵(H/T to NESW Sports) ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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