Proof the Universe Hates the Red Sox (Again)

Red Sox Fan: Sigh.

Universe: What's wrong, Red Sox fan?

Red Sox Fan: I dunno. All the winning, the World Series championships, it ... it all feels so wrong, so hollow. I want that old feeling back, ya know?

Universe: When you thought I was just waiting to crush every hope and dream you had at the last second? Like I was against you and all you wanted?

Red Sox Fan: Exactly. Can you make me feel like that again?

Universe: Sure, old buddy. How about a kick in the crotch for old times' sake?

Red Sox Fan: Why, that'd be great.

Universe: Here you go:

Red Sox Fan: AAAIGIGGGHHHH ... [falls to the ground grabbing himself screaming}

Universe: How's that, eh?

Red Sox Fan: [breathing heavily, tears in eyes] Not ... fair ...

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