Updated throughout the day with quick takes from staff.
by Spencer Hall • Jun 26, 2009 5:15 PM EDT
0:35: Now fully embarrassed for Cuomo. Looking around and whistling, avoiding eye contact with video.
1:18: Suddenly not embarrassed. Realize we play Brazil on Sunday. It's getting dusty in here.
2:14: Somehow, this song has gotten my shirt off, and has me in the love hut with Jodeci playing in the background. No, I don't have any plans tonight, suddenly sexy song about U.S. Soccer.
3:07: HE'S LISTING THE NAMES OF THE PLAYERS ON THE TEAM. Full swan dive into unironic sincerity. It's daffy enough to love.
3:38: Final refrain with backup vocals. I run around the room with lit sparklers stuck in my ears wearing only the American flag screaming "U- S-A! U-S-A!" to no one in particular.
(H/T to The Offside Rules)
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that’s awesome
by Brownsound on Jun 28, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
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