â†µDon't say he's not tender, though. Like Ricky Bobby before him, Nick â†µSaban will sign babies. â†µâ†µ
â†µThat's a tattoo gun, by the way, not a pen, but never mind. So compelling is â†µthe aura surrounding Saban that the child sits quiet as a lamb while â†µSaban tattoos "The Process" on her leg. Later, it will be discovered â†µthat the child is immune to radiation, can play a perfect free safety â†µin a Cover 2 scheme, and has no need for sleep, companionship, or food â†µother than Oatmeal Creme Pies. When she takes the oath of office to â†µbecome Alabama's first female governor after a successful career as â†µthe only woman to play in the NFL** while teaching physics full-time â†µat Cal Tech, you'll know where it all started. â†µâ†µ
â†µ*Offer not valid if pursued by particularly alluring pro program.
â†µ**Besides Jeff George â†µ
â†µ(H/T to Friends of the Program on the picture.) â†µâ†µ
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