Bud Foster, Now Making Negative $6 Million

Here's an innovative way to pay for a new stadium in an era of economic belt-tightening: ↵
↵⇥Frank Beamer is now levying fines on any member of his staff who is ↵⇥caught using potty-mouth (improper language) while on the job, ↵⇥especially while in the company of the players. The fines are, $10, ↵⇥$20 and $50. ↵
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↵(Thank you for the clarification on what a "potty mouth" consists of, ↵anonymous BeamerBall.com blogger.) Blacksburg is about to look like ↵Dubai, what with all the construction the Virginia Tech athletic ↵department is about to undertake. There will be a roof made of ↵elephants, and no building underneath. There will be a room in which ↵artificial snow is generated and it will only operate in January. They ↵will build a giant statue of a cat with cheese on its face. Defensive coordinator Bud Foster will look upon it all and send his kids to community college. ↵

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↵This is the prediction here, no matter the public stance that only three ↵fines have been levied. The information here comes from the official site of ↵Frank Beamer, not an objective site run by Actual Journalists. The ↵truth is out there, and it is a diabolical plan to create a Godzillatron ↵so large it falls through the crust of the earth. It is not 70 ↵dollars that might go towards a pizza party. ↵

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↵Beamer on the change: ↵

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↵⇥"We're supposed to be setting the example for our players here at ↵⇥Virginia Tech and if we, as coaches, make a conscious effort to try ↵⇥and always conduct ourselves professionally, I hope our players will ↵⇥see that and follow along. Also, we have accountability in this ↵⇥program. I personally don't like to hear profanity and since we're ↵⇥all college graduates on this staff, I'm confident we can come up ↵⇥with more suitable terms to communicate with. Bottom line, the ↵⇥football field is our workplace, our job, and just like at any other ↵⇥working environment, you want that to be as professional as ↵⇥possible. It's something that happens rarely (profanity), but I've ↵⇥drawn attention to it because I'd like for it not to happen at all." ↵
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↵The looming question is whether it's Rich Rodriguez or Nick Saban who ↵would surpass the national debt with his own potty-mouth (improper ↵language) fines if hypothetically installed as a Beamer assistant. Given ↵the projections for the upcoming season, it's probably Rodriguez. ↵

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↵(H/Ts to: College Game Balls ↵and Gobbler Country) ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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