â†µExcept, no. It can't be, because even if there is great in-fighting in the Vikings organization, they don't know what "schism" means. How can there be a schism if they don't know what it is. There can't! QED. â†µâ†µ
â†µAmong those trying their hand at rumor quashing, Jared Allen had easily the most bizarrely humorous take of all, telling ESPN, "I don't think anyone on this team knows what "schism" is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it and I was like 'whoa, we preach abstinence in these parts.'" â†µ
â†µThere you have it, folks. The 2009 Vikings: A bunch of dumb squabbling guys who aren't getting laid. This year sounds fun. â†µ
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