Onterrio Smith's Whizzinator on the Auction Block

Ah yes, who can forget the Whizzinator? It's fake genitalia that allows you to pass a drug test. That's basically custom-made for athletes! Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was infamously busted with the device back in 2005. Now it can be yours, according to Randball.

An auction taking place at the Shakopee Auction Center will feature a number of seized items. Among them, a bunch of Smith's things. One of them will be that good ol' Whizzinator. (Check out all the items available at your own risk here. Seriously, it just looks like a guy's junk, so if that doesn't fly at work, don't click it.)

Randball also broaches the notion of this particular Whizzinator being "game-used," which just makes me feel like I need to go get another shower or something to scrub clean from that thought. Also available in the auction lot: a 2005 Vikings playbook (because you were dying to know how Mike Tice's mind works), various "high-end clothing," a Riddell helmet, a 2003 game ball from Vikings-Packers and more. But really, the prize is this Whizzinator. So go forth, and if you're the brave soul who buys it, please accept your prize while wearing a biohazard suit.

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