Like an Indy Car driver swatting themselves frantically, Clemson is on fire and panicking right now. You can't see the flames unless you look at the scoreboard, where Clemson has fallen behind 24-7 thanks to a blunderfest of:
--A pooch punt out of a fake field goal formation where, instead of blocking, Clemson players decided to join each other for a relaxing conversation at midfield, allowing Tech to return it for a TD.
--A fake field goal resembling the old automatic score field goal from Madden '98, where the receiver was so open he had to come to a full stop to catch it before stiffarming Clemson's lone and late covering defender out of the way for the score.
That and a field goal put Tech up 24-0. Despite a quick score to C.J. Spiller, Dabo Swinney resembles Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock more than a Division One football coach with his team ready to play on the road.