Notre Dame, Michigan Renew Rivalry, Mutual Hatred of Each Other's Fans

Notre Dame and Michigan renew their rivalry this weekend, a matchup full of tradition, pageantry, and mutual respect between opponents long accustomed to taking the field of battle, looking across the way, and seeing a mirror image of their own hard work and dedication to friendly, courteous competition. 

Their fans, however, hate each other with the passion of a 100 volcanoes spewing magma at once. To wit:

But Mr. Weis, as presently constituted, is a drain on our Nation who consumes far more than he can ever hope to produce. His unattractive physical traits are dangerously mixing into our genetic pool. His unbridled arrogance harms efforts to create a peaceable nation for the good of the people. I urge you to consider my case – Charlie Weis must die for the good of our country.

Notre Dame responds with the cunning indoctrination of child soldiers in the war against the Schembechler Republic:

It's that kind of party. Feel free to throw a brick through the window and put your feet on the table, because it's being chopped into firewood later anyway.