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The Definitive Dictionary for NBA Fans

Want to watch basketball and sound like a true fan? Well, thanks to Slam Online’s new dictionary, now you can!

It’s free on the internet, but if someone made this into a book (lookin’ at you, Free Darko) I would buy it in a second. A few of my favorites:

Kahndescending-adj.: Patronizing defense of a questionable plan.

Leandrostenedione—n.: Quasi-illegal dietary supplement that makes you much, MUCH faster.

Reggicide—n.: An otherwise compelling game destroyed by inept announcing.

Unkemped—adj.: Unprotected sex, usually ending in pregnancy

Check ’em all out here.

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