Hey you guys! So you know how the latest information on Giants safety Keith Phillips’ knee was that he was suffering from some sort unusual degenerative condition? And that his career could be in jeopardy? Drew Rosenhaus wants you to forget all that. He is the ministry of information, and he will now deign to bring us today’s tidings from the glorious empire:â†µ
After discussing Kenny Phillips’ medical situation with several specialists, I’m pleased to say that the future prognosis is very positive!â†µ
In a related dispatch, Kim Jong Il’s PR flack would like to know that contrary to common reports, Their Dear Leader is actually quite tall. And handsome. End transmission.