Kentucky head football coach Rich Brooks not only tweets and does with respectable regularity, a substantial accomplishment for a 68-year-old; no, he tweets, and tweets LIKE A BOSS.

Had a call from Coach Cal and he is glad that our players are not fighting like some other big school. Our guys are all in this together.

That’s a firm backhand delivered with old man strength and landing directly on the face of Kansas, whose football and basketball teams staged a multi-part brawl featuring Facebook taunting, a KU basketball player dislocating his thumb in the fracas, and a football player pushed down stairs in the finale. Bring beef to Rich Brooks if you like, but no man with his own commemorative bourbon is going to go down without swinging. You might win, but you’re gonna bleed.