Jacory Harris is an Afro Butterfly

My SBN colleague and noted internet rapscallion, Spencer Hall, had this piece on Jacory Harris a few weeks ago. Among other brilliant quotes he transcribed from an interview with Harris on Dan Le Batard’s show, there were these:

Harris: I’m gonna wear a pink suit to the ceremony, pimp cup and all.

LeBatard: You’re gonna bring a goblet to the Heisman ceremony?

Harris: Yeah, I’ll bring it. [...]

Harris: I’m going through phase two.

LeBatard: Explain that.

Harris: You have stage one, when you start. Then stage two, where you have your little ugly stage. Then you have stage three, where you busting out of the cocoon, and you’re ready for the braids, and all the different hairstyles.

LeBatard: Bustin’ out of the cocoon like a beautiful afro butterfly?

Harris: Yeah, like an afro butterfly.

Elsewhere in the interview, he questioned Tim Tebow's chastity. So, yeah: I’m rooting for Miami tonight.