The Merriman-Tequila War Drags On, And It Just Keeps Getting Better

You thought the Shawne Merriman-Tila Tequila legal battle was going to get classier? Oh ... oh no. It's going in the opposite direction, and fast.

The latest details come from 10 News in San Diego, and they are something to behold:

The sources told Vara that witnesses at Merriman's home said the three-time Pro Bowl linebacker went to his bedroom with two women.

Sources said Tequila walked into the room and Merriman asked her to join them. However, the sources said Tequila reacted angrily and threatened to have sex with a member of Merriman's entourage.

According to sources, Tequila was intoxicated, and she got naked and attempted to leave the house.

Because, naturally, when you're getting ready to leave the house in the middle of the night, it's always a good idea to get naked. Right.

The best part of the whole bit, though, is the following. This is Shawne Merriman's moment of glory:

After practice on Wednesday, Vara talked to Merriman, but he did not discuss specifics about the case.

Vara asked Merriman to clarify his relationship with Tequila, and he immediately contacted his attorney.

"I don't know if … let me text my lawyer real quick," he said.

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.