When he’s not hawking Dos Equis, Howard Schnellenberger spends his free time coaching the Florida Atlantic Owls. This past Saturday, he took a hard shot from an FAU player running out of bounds, sending the 75 year old coach tumbling to the ground. He came up unharmed thanks to his farm upbringing—“I can survive almost anything”—and the protection only a perfectly tailored men’s suit with tastefully chosen pocket square can provide.

He also did his press conference speaking French in Russian, because, after all, he is the most interesting man in the world.